Being Liberal and a Progressive in a RED STATE is not an easy thing these days. I started this blog to vent my frustrations on our lives being taken over by right wing conservatives with their propaganda machines. I have also learned an important lesson in the last year, it is that reading is the only way to get real information, you cannot depend on the news you see on TV.


Monday, June 06, 2005

The Horribly, Terribly, Awfully Offensive Mammary Gland

Teen actress Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been digitally reduced for forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded, to avoid offending family audiences. Test screenings for the new movie, the fourth sequel to the 1968 film The Love Bug about a Volkswagen Beetle car with a mind of its own, indicated that some parents felt Lohan's character Maggie Peyton was too raunchy for a children's film. Disney technicians were forced to plough through numerous scenes - especially those showing the busty actress jumping up and down at a motor racing track, reducing her breasts by two cup sizes and raising revealing necklines on her T-shirts. Amused at her digital bosom reduction, Lohan says, "I don't know how Renee Zellweger kept swelling and shrinking for Bridget Jones. It's no fun. Bring on the computer guys."

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Blogger Your Mom said...

You are right again! Children's movies should be as sexually suggestive as possible. In fact, why not just have all actors appear naked for the entire movie? Nude is natural right? So is sex for that matter, so a few "love" scenes would certainly be alright. Why protect children from things such as these? After all, the nation is certainly trending in the right direction. Progess America!

-- Your Mom

6/06/2005 12:10 PM


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