AHH Revenge is so Sweet!

A few days ago it was reported that the White House had asked the satirical paper The Onion to not use the Presidential Seal in its paper:

An underling of White House counsel Harriet Miers demanded last month that The Onion immediately remove the presidential seal from the part of its site devoted to a parody of the president's weekly radio address.

So in this week's Onion we get this story:

I Just Wish I Could Stop Shitting Blood