St. Joseph News Press are Cowards
In a reversal today I was told the following Letter to the Editor would not be printed. After mulling it over in their editorial room they feared a backlash from readers. They also told me that those same readers were too stupid to understand satire. I told them it was pretty cowardly call since I am the one who gets most of the backlash from the Wingnut readers of the paper:
Stop the presses, where is the “liberal” MSM on this: Michelle Obama steals Barack from first wife and children.
The MSM today seems to be hiding the fact that for seven months Michelle and Barack Obama had an affair, while Barack was still living with his first wife, daughter and two adopted sons.
While Barack was away from his first wife and children attending law school, she was involved in a horrible auto accident which left the former model inches shorter, pounds heavier and crippled.
Upon meeting the beauty Michelle, he fell in love and the two had an adulterous affair until his divorce with his deformed first wife, and were married a month later.
Why isn’t this being reported? Oh yes because the “liberal media” doesn’t want the public to know that Obama’s integrity, morality and values, may be questioned by the public.
Second wife Michelle became addicted to prescription painkillers and stole drugs from the charity she started, another MSM silence of reporting.
It has also been discovered that Michelle has apparently fabricated the story about Mother Theresa asking her to take two orphans from Bangladesh to the United States with her, which concluded with Mr. and Mrs. Obama adopting one of the girls. At the time of the adoption the drug controversy was in full swing and this seemed to take the sting out of the drug narrative.
What! I have my history wrong? Oh my gosh, this is really about John and Cindy McCain! Shhhh, you never heard any of this and no wonder our wonderful fourth estate stands in silence. I get it now. John McCain was in the military and a POW; you should never question his morals, integrity or values, not ever, ever, ever and never, never, never! As a matter of fact any questions on McCain should be treated as treason. The silence is almost deafening, as it should be.