Dear Karl Rove
Good-bye;
I was about to write some really mean things like, "good riddance to bad rubbish" or "don't let the door hit you in the butt" when it occurred to me that I really shouldn’t be that harsh towards you. Especially because most of your legacy will be a good thing for the Democratic Party, but it comes at too high a price to feel happy about.
You leave behind a conservative movement that is shattered and discredited. Your ambition for a permanent Republican majority has turned into what will hopefully be a generational shift to the Democrats. I guess lying, cheating and breaking the law doesn’t always get you what you want.
You have managed to divide us into blues and reds more so than anytime in American history since the Civil War. You have poisoned our politics with religion and religion with politics. You have misused and abused and trashed our Constitution and turned the executive branch into the only branch of our government.
Your use of the F-word over and over and over again is the only weapon you have to keep us from protesting that our liberties are being taken away one by one. Just throw a little bit of FEAR out there and you know what happens. You’re a smart guy, right? Isn’t that how you got your boy re-elected in 2004?
Your dream of having served a wartime president who would be as revered someday as Abraham Lincoln is about as fractured as the country you helped to invade. Against all the advice of those who actually knew the consequences of the invasion you and your boss did it anyway. But it was just too tempting wasn’t it, oh the history, the books that would be written (and your name would be in them). Your guy would be the one who would bring democracy throughout the Middle East, even though you were told it couldn’t be done. It is almost mind numbing to think of the cost in blood and treasure.
And so boy genius, architect, turd blossom, brain of the worst president in the history of America, I have always wanted to ask you this: “Can you actually sleep at night?”
From,
Not a Big Fan
posted by Gingersnapp at 8/13/2007 12:38:00 PM
7 Comments:
Good Morning:
democommie, here.
I'm guessing Karlkins did not leave for any other reason than to do his usual "magic" for the GOP's various 2008 political campaigns.
I would like to be there on the day Karl kicks (except I want him to die a lot sooner than me) and goes up to get in the long, slow line of reptilican's waiting to be judged by "their" God. When he finally gets there, after watching his fellow neo-con apparatchik scumbags tumbled into the abyss, he'll see a little sign that says:
"Please have two photo ID's, and your soul, ready for inspection by the TSA (Transitional Security Authority)."
Signed, St. Peter, Secretary, Dept. of Heavenly Security.
There he'll be fumbling around, checking all of his skinfolds (no pockets for the naked, you know). All of a sudden, Satan will pop out from behind the guardhouse, waving a small, black and tattered bit of insubstantial nothingness. He'll say, "bet you wish you had this, NOW, Karly" and tossing it into the pit will say, "fetch, bitch!"
8/14/2007 5:20 AM
Stumbled across your blog this morning. Thought you should know about this little gem: http://www.britebluedot.com/ It's caught on like wildfire around here--spreading joy and hope wherever it goes. Seeing them in traffic has kind of fueled my hope even in the oppressive heat of my red-state commute this summer.
8/16/2007 8:03 AM
Another good one! Keep it up!
8/18/2007 8:21 PM
I am a blue gal in a blue state and I could not have said it better. I just hope that Rove's demise will lead to a majority for the Democrats for many years to come, and that this roller coaster ride of Bush's presidency will finally calm down.
8/28/2007 8:18 AM
RECENT STUDIES HAVE DETERMENED THAT MANY LEFTIES WHO PARROT THE DEMOCRAT MANTRA SUFFER PERIODIC BRAIN CRAMPS THAT INHIBITS THEIR POLITICAL ACUMEN AND RENDERS THEM INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT. THERE SEEMS TO BE SEVERAL PATHETIC CASES HERE.
9/01/2007 10:00 AM
Recent studies have determined that people who type in all caps have an IQ of 10.
9/01/2007 4:09 PM
Yep, and the Democrats that do illegal things stay in office and keep running for re-election, ie Swimmer, Gerry Studds, and the guy with cold hard cash in his freezer. Clinton even committed perjury and he stayed in office.
9/08/2007 9:05 PM
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