After a long night at Hooters, W. returns home trying to get the Wing sauce off his face, with his official presidential Wet-nap.
"Why, its a fine Burka, all decent Christian Women should wear them....."
"Mr. President, I thought we agreed you wouldn't play peek-a-boo in public anymore."
Michael J. W. Stickings:
"Mmm-mmm. Peppermint-flavoured dental dam. Laura's gonna be one lucky lady toooo-nite!"